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Catherine Yates (currently a prisoner in a furry hat factory)

Howard Rushton (Club Pyrotechnician)

Jez Finnemore (strange taste in hats)

Big John Wright (Club Instructor)

Graham Price (member voted "most likely to
be tasered and appear on Look North")
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Paul Hudson (Club Coach)

Paul Yates (Spiritual Guide)

Pete Milner (Greenkeeper)

Rod Hornett (Club Vampire)

Sam Monkman (too strong for light work)
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